It is extremely important to me that your experience is everything it can and should be. To get the most from your time with me, please read this page carefully. It will address many of my most frequently asked questions.
Please understand that my safety is paramount. Please complete the Contact Form with as much information as you can. I DO NOT ACCEPT TELEPHONE CALLS. If you don't feel comfortable using the Contact Form, please feel free to email me with the information. I am the website administrator, and I do not have an assistant. This information is for my eyes only, and I don't care if you're a janitor, doctor or a rock star, married, single or "it's complicated". I only want to know that I'm going to be safe. I use this information to make sure you are who you say you are...nothing more, nothing less. After that is accomplished, I do not keep your information. Discretion is as important for me as it is for you, and I do my best to earn your trust.
Hygiene is one of the most important components of an enjoyable time. Upon arrival, a quick shower to wash off the day or a quick rinse even if you just showered. We live in an area that even walking from the front door to your car will work up a sweat.
I ask that you shave closely so as not to irritate very sensitive skin. It's okay if you have a beard or mustache, just make sure it's clean and soft. If you are smoker, please refrain before seeing me. Please brush and take advantage of the mouthwash or use a mint even if you don't think you need to.
Drugs & Alcohol
I don't mind if you'd like a little something to take the edge off. I have a variety of cold beer, wine and spirits. You are also welcome to bring your favorite beverage. Please don't arrive intoxicated or under the influence of any drugs or you will be asked to leave and a full-fee cancellation will apply. Please do not use any illegal substances during our visit.
Appointment Time & Cancellations
Please be mindful of our time together. While I want you to enjoy every moment of our time together, please do not overstay your time. If you'd like to extend your stay, please know and be prepared to offer the additional donation amount without my asking. If I do not have other commitments, I'd be happy to spend more time with you.
I am a very punctual person, so please be on time for your appointment. Make-up time at the end of the session is not offered nor should it be expected.
I understand that things come up unexpectedly or that you may have to cancel or reschedule, but please understand that my time is a valuable commodity. If you cancel less than 24 hours prior to our appointment, a 50% CANCELLATION FEE will apply and same-day cancellations will incur a 100% CANCELLATION FEE. When on tour, a 100% CANCELLATION FEE will apply. Thank you for understanding. No show appointments will be assessed a 100% CANCELLATION FEE plus $100 (When on Tour, plus $200). Failure to comply with cancellation policies will result in immediate local, regional and national Blacklisting.
My rates are non-negotiable. I find it very uncomfortable and rude. Don't spoil our time together--please do not ask.
Please do not use an envelope for your donation. Upon arrival, place it on the kitchen island immediately upon entry and excuse yourself to shower. I'll get our drinks, and we can start getting to know one another. If I am coming to you, please place the donation in the bathroom in a conspicuous place prior to my arrival. If we are meeting in public, please use a greeting card that is discreetly given.
I do not offer half-hour engagements but am not offended if you have to leave early to attend to other commitments. Please note, however, that the 1-hour rate still applies. I do not answer any questions regarding illegal activities, and it is the quickest way to the trash folder and the Do Not See list.
Meet My Friends
I also offer a mind-blowing time with my male and female friends. Rates for doubles are hourly per person.
I truly enjoy getting reviews from my clients. I welcome an honest review of your experience; however, I would only ask that if you feel strongly about posting a review that isn't in keeping with my current level of service ratings that you let me know so I know how I can improve the experience.
Social and Off-The-Clock Time
I do offer social time with a minimum 2-hour appointment. I do NOT offer any off-the-clock time to my clients. I am not looking for a boyfriend, and while I enjoy the time we spend together, please understand this what I do for a living. If we are spending time together, having dinner or some other activity, I expect to be compensated accordingly.
I do not charge extra for couples. Couples are my favorite. I have a genuine ease about me that I have been told makes any nervous couple relax; however, screening for both parties is required.